Thursday, January 04, 2007
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Helicopter Accident
Matt
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Ha!
New element discovered: Bushcronium
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Bushcronium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Bushcronium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Bushcronium has a normal half-life of multiples of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Bushcronium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element which radiates orders of magnitude, more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
roomba love
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
off we go to Idyllwild...see you in the new year
We are so exhausted after a very fun holiday month!
We need a vacation from our vacation. (and nana needs a vacation
from work!..its just wrong to work the week after Christmas!)
So off we go to sit and read and sit and watch the snow fall.
Much love to all of you out there.
(That means you, dad. And you Grancops and Bebe and you
Chris and Susan and Max and you, lovely female
fetus Dreyer...
and, of course, your parents... And of course all the San Diego
folks who helped make our Christmas awesome!
Happy New Year!
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Christmas Eve in Pajamas
The Holidays...
we finally finished this on christmas eve day!
nana!
This says: "Hi Kris Kringle. How old are you? How many shoe buckles do you have? You are the best. I love you. You draw a picture here."
Then: Why do people call you Saint Nick or Nicolas? Answer on back. Because..."
caroling with grandcops and ms morgan
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Friday, December 15, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
"Freak me out, frank!"
and I love messin' around with video.
Lisa and Richie have the kids and I
have some time before going to Macs
parent/teacher conference, so this is how
I pass time. First play, then blog.
Friday, December 08, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
December Happenings...
Silas, sideways and christmassy-cute.
(Craig and Cami, he is no longer colicky! Over night the phase passed and now he is virtually all smiles and happiness. Whew!)

