Emmett and Silas want to play basketball in the street every single day.
So we need a sign. But we don't want to be annoying...just get some attention so people slow down.
"Slow Children at Play" always bothered me because my kids aren't slow.

This is nicer, but condescending?

This one looks official but am I allowed to stick a sign out in the middle of the road? And it also seems a little bossy.

I think I choose this one. People would slow down and look all around for the horses.
Kids would be safe and everyone would be too perplexed to be pissy about it.
I'm ordering it.